Did Chrissy Teigen Fart On National Television Last Night?

If you missed the Golden Globes last night you missed basically nothing, except for this, Chrissy Teigen crying/seizuring/farting on live television. I still don’t know what the fuck that face is. She said it was her being emotional but I know when I make a face like that it is 100% “I’m farting but it may be poop” face. So that has to be what this is right? Either that or a queef. Final answer – Chrissy Teigen queefed on national television. Now we’re all smarter.

Such a mean girl.